Xtreme Amazon

So, let’s check out the most xtreme spots on Earth!  Our topic: the Amazon rainforest.  Home of giant snakes, spiders, and killer fish.  Let’s take the Hover-Blimp 2.0.

 

Hover-Blimp 2.0.

Zoom!  At this point on our flight, you may see some whales down below.

 

Right Whales

Over the Amazon, let’s parachute out!  Whoa, a Goliath!  The largest spider on Earth!

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Luckily, no one has ever found evidence of a spider larger than 10 inches, but it’s xtreme!  And just to show one more xtreme animal, check out pirahnas!

 

These Jaws Can Devour You In Seconds!

Whoa!  Next time, let’s brave sandstorms and scorpions to uncover Tutty tombs!

Notice

Attention all xtreme adventurers!  If you like net adventures, then stay tuned for XTREME ADVENTURES.  Here, we tackle the most amazing adventures, traveling from the steamy jungles, to sub-zero Arctic mountains.  So get xtreme!

Worldwide Agent 3: Decieved

Okay, agents!  Time to stalk this animal!  Our clue: Find me if you can!  So this clue possibly relates to camoflauge.  But the other part of the clue says: Search pop culture.  So we’re stalking a camoflauge culture creature.  Time to use our new machine, the TV-Trekker 5000.

 

TV-Trekker 5000

Shhhaaazzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!  So, here we are, in a haunted house.  But not just any haunted house.  The new Primeval haunted house!  Here, a camoflauged creature lurks in the shadows-ahhhhhhhh!  The Gremlin!

 

This Primeval monster can camoflauge itself!

So that’s covered.  Now to see the ray!  This creature has a belly like the sea and a top like the gravel of the ocean floor.  Multitasking!

 

Atlantic Stingray!

The last clue: sunbeam.  A sunbeam is also known as a-ray!  Ray, yer under arrest for resisting the FBI by hiding!  Good job, agents!

Worldwide Agent 2: Stalked

Shhhhh!  More suspects, more action, more mystery!  For this secret, we’ll travel the planet in search of killer wildlife.  The clue: Stalker.  Total brain-buster.  But let’s put our brains to the test and find this killer.  Our first stop, the African savannah.  Our team has set up camp here.

 

A lovely view! Note the waterfall.

But our suspect is here-the lion.  Ahhhhh!  It’s attacked the tents!  Run for it!

 

Ruuuuun!

Just hit the choppers and go!  Our next suspect-the tiger.  A hunter, should be nearb-ah!  There it is!

 

Stalking Killer.

So move!  Our last stop-the middle of nowhere.

 

Wonder who's here?

Our divers will explore the deep and find suspect number 3-the Great White Shark!  Yipes!  It’s r-r-right under the boat!

 

Gahhhhhhhh!

So, let’s line up our suspects:

• Lion
• Tiger
• Great White Shark

Who’s guilty?  Well, let’s analyze the proof.  The other part of the clue is: Most Letters.  Tiger has the most letters in Stalker(t, e, r), so he’s guilty!

 

Ye're Under Arrest!

Good work, agents!

Worldwide Agent

Shhhhh!  Quiet!  I’m stalking this critter!  Code NBS.  New blog series!  Here, you can stalk an animal each post.  Join the trek with me, Miles!  Today, I’m clueless.  But maybe you can help me!  The clue is:  Bird of the Deep.  That’ll narrow it down.  A possible list of suspects is:

• Parrotfish
• Beluga Whale

Helpful, yet not enough to catch the culprit.  More clue.  Parka Required.  Well, parrotfish don’t live in cold water.  But beluga whales do!  Next stop, the Bering Sea!  Yes!  The mystery is solved!  Beluga whales!

 

The "Sea Canary"

Good job, agents!

Ultimate Entry!

Yo, people of Earth and Mars!  Today is a milestone in this blog’s history!  Tonight, we go from long to longest!  We’ll create our longest entry yet!  But I need your help!  Send in comments after reading this and help create Ultimate Entry 2: Return Of The Long!  So to kick this entry off, let’s have some:

 

CREEPY FUN!

So, can you match these actors with their counterparts?  Let’s match some monsters!

 

Creature From The Black Lagoon

Frankenstein

Dracula

Ricou Browning

Boris Karloff

Bela Lugosi

 

Can you match the monster with the actor that portrays it?  Comment in your answers!  Now that the creepy stuff is done, let’s introduce a new segment called:

 

 HELP!  CAN YOU MATCH ME?

Help me if you can, let’s match some songs!  

Help!  Johnny Cash

I Walk The Line!  Rolling Stones

Under My Thumb!  The Beatles

 

Awesome!  Comment in for a chance to win.  Win what?  The right to make a segment for this entry’s sequel!  Now, to quiz you on my blog’s history, let’s quiz you on just that!

1. Who described a wheeler bug at school?

2. Who did I get a letter from?

3. What color was the tank sand in Operation Ribbit?

 

For a personality quiz, check the scoring for which Kwiatek you are!

1. You have a new website.  What do you write?

A. Random cool stuff.

B. Cool music.

C. Prank tips.

D. In the now you.

2. Who’s your favorite person?

A. Bill Nye

B. The Beatles

C. That prankster from the Babysitters Club

D. Barack Obama

3. You are in the woods, and you don’t know what to do.  What do you do?

A. Remain calm.

B. Remind yourself of Johnny Cash.

C. Panic.

D. Think of how god the economy will soon be.

 

If you answered mostly As, you’re most like me!  Wise and calm in a situation.  Mostly Bs is Dad.  Music dude.  Cs is Elias.  Crazy everywhere.  Ds is Mom.  Serious, often raising her voice.  Now, to close this entry, let’s remember:

What do you do if you’re bored?  Go here!  Comment in to win and suggest!  Winners get to make segments galore!  Go wild!  Go nuts!  Go walk in space!  But DO NOT look in your toilet for the Loch Ness Monster.  And be sure to look out for our new entry segment:  iCritic.  Comment on the daily subject and be a critic.  The daily subject is:  What You Want To See On MAHF.

Huh?

Okay, we have a new page about tech stuff.  It’s got 3 segments and a contest.  Anyone view it yet?

Garden Help

Okay, Internet-lovers!  I need a hand!  And not the kind you use in almost every way!  My family’s growing a garden of fruits and veggies, and we could use some assistance!  By helping I mean: Comment in gardening tips, and suggesting what to grow.  So please help!

The Case of the Magic Mix-Up

Pro. Lodger was called to the scene of the theft of a Houdini poster.  ”All the thief left was this note”, said the chief of police,  which read:

The poster is hidden at the grave of the great french magician.  ”Prepare to excavate Houdini’s grave”, said the chief.  ”Nope.” said Lodger.

 

 

What grave?

 

 

 

Answer: Although the poster stolen was of Houdini, Houdini was American.  The grave belonged to Houdin!

The Case of the Columbian Mammoth

“I did it!”, said John Hartman, an established liar and cheater.  ”I found an extinct Columbian Mammoth!”  Pro. Lodger rushed over to Hartman’s farm.  Inside the barn was a huge, shaggy mammoth.  ”I was walking in the  woods, when a heard a loud trumpeting.  And then I found this guy!”  ”Odd”, said Lodger.  ”This isn’t a Columbian Mammoth.

 

What gave the elephant away?

Answer: Columbian Mammoths were hairless.  The “mammoth” was shaggy, remember?