Here’s What I’ll Do

I’ve decided to not do the Red Carpet or time warp stuff, because well, I don’t think that stuff is all to popular for an ordinary blog.  So instead of that, we’ll learn about cryptids!  You know, the many creatures science doesn’t know about.  We’ll learn mostly about cryptids that aren’t all too popular.  So get ready!

Gasp!

Tonight, me and Eli and Mom took some pictures of a green object in the air.  What was it?  We didn’t know, so we decided to capture the evidence to show you.  Here are the two pictures we took of the object in the air:

 

The First Show Of The UFO!

What was it?  We still didn’t know.  So when the UFO showed up a minute later, we seized the chance.  This time, the UFO went under our tree, where it appeared to be much smaller than we thought.

 

Second Sighting!

But then the UFO crashed, and we quickly drove to where it was.  Turned out to be a Frisbee.  There’s always next time!

 

 

 

 

 

The Real Thing:

This story was mostly a joke.  We threw a 
Frisbee a few times, and took some pics, just to get a good laugh!

UFO investigators: Paint Me A Sighting

UFOs are way old, old enough to be in paintings.

 

Whoa!

And the legend of the  Yakima man!  A red-eyed man who had amazing healing powers.  When he died, an object came to get his body.  And then UFOs are in paintings that go to the Da Vinci days!

 

What is that?

Assumption: Not likely.  The UFO in the painting above could just be a blot.  And most legends are just that.  But the cave art shall remain unsolved.  Next time, we embark on a new blog chain!  Time to warp!

UFO Investigators: Ring, Ring

WWII.  The fruit of UFO sightings.  Just see for yourself.

 

What Are Those?

And after the war, there was Kenneth Arnold’s sighting, and afterwards Roswell.  But have the Nazis more to do with this than expected?  We believe they built a flying bell, which caused several UFO sightings.  But it’s only  a theory.  The assumption: very likely.  The Nazis had a lot of ideas up their sleeves.  Flying wings, a possible plan for a nuclear bomb, and more!  Why not a flying bell?  Next time, flying globes, land of the fish and the Yakima man.  A very long history of UFOs.

UFO Investigators: Triangle Alley

What are black triangles?  Just another kind of UFOs.

 

An Artist's Conception

 

 

How can these be explained?  Well, the Air Force does have some planes called the SR-71 Blackbird.

 

See Resemblance?

Our assumption: possibly real.  Yet the Blackbird has no resemblance to a triangle.  Next time, the startling truth.  Did the Nazis create a stunning aircraft?

Are You The Investigator?

Hey, fans!  I’ve been viewing lots of photos recently, and I would love it if you helped me!  Just request a photo, such as actual alien stills, and comment it.  Then, I blog a set of photos to match your request.  Then, you can investigate them and see for yourself.  Have fun!

UFO Investigators: Not The Film

Some people don’t want others to report UFOs.  That’s where men in black come in.  They’ve gone as far as gassing someone to keep UFO sighters quiet.  And they mean business.  They ride in vintage black cars, and dress in black, obviously.  

 

Part Of An Insidious Propaganda Scheme?

To be frank, they are creepy.  Voices: computer-like.  Ideas: Mothman, Government, Aliens.  What do you think?  And by the way, they possibly go wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy back to Middle Ages.  Our assumption: likely not.  Wouldn’t there be more gassing to keep the UFOs secret?  Next time, Tinely 2!  What are these black triangles?

UFO Investigators Code Red Promo

Take notice of this!  People have been seeing UFOs for as long as man can remember.  But some cases are extremely serious.  Coming December, emergency just got a makeover.

1. Alien Tags: Some abductees claim to have been “tagged”.  What’s really going on?
2. Spielburg Says: Reagan reveals secret!  How true to life is E.T.?
3. Dogfighters: The Air Force has had it’s share of UFOs.  But can it kill someone?
4. 700 To Go: 700 cases have gone unsolved from Project Blue Book.  We reveal some amazing sighting secrets.

UFO Investigators: Invasion Of Illinois

Who needs small sightings when you can have mass ones?  Tinely, Illinois is proof.  October 31, there are 5 mass UFO sightings of either black triangles or smaller craft.  I found this photo after googling Tinely Lights.

 

What Is This?

Now, I see these as test flights of more Gossamer Albatrosses.  You can see 3 bird-like objects if you look closely.  What are these mysterious objects, and why are they here?  Comment in your assumptions.  Ours here is: not as likely.  The lights closely resemble Gossamers, so that could be the solution.  Who knows what’s out there?  

Next time, people have had encounters with men in black.  They appear to be robots, but robots in the Middle Ages?  There has to be a logical explanation.

Idea On UFO Investigators

Well, I’ve been thinking.  UFO Investigators second season, perhaps?  Episode 1 will include an investigation into rare ultra-UFOs.  The second episode might be about military aircraft being a UFO culprit.  Episode 3 will probably be about Rods.  I’m still working on it, though.