UFO Investigators: Not The Film
Some people don’t want others to report UFOs. That’s where men in black come in. They’ve gone as far as gassing someone to keep UFO sighters quiet. And they mean business. They ride in vintage black cars, and dress in black, obviously.
To be frank, they are creepy. Voices: computer-like. Ideas: Mothman, Government, Aliens. What do you think? And by the way, they possibly go wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy back to Middle Ages. Our assumption: likely not. Wouldn’t there be more gassing to keep the UFOs secret? Next time, Tinely 2! What are these black triangles?