Familia Crazia: Viral Vendetta
(scene is family room)
(Mom and Dad are watching a viral video)
Mom: This video is hilarious, isn’t it?
Dad: You’re telling me!
Mom: Let’s give it five stars!
(Miles emerges from dining room)
Miles: 400, 405, yep, 405 stars so far!
(laugh track)
Mom: Excuse me! Your father and I were watching a hilarious viral video!
Dad: Yeah! And we would have finished it, too, if it weren’t for our meddling child!
(laugh track)
Miles: You’ve got ten seconds before it’s over.
(Mom and Dad turn their attention back to the screen)
(laugh track)
(theme song)
(scene is backyard)
(Miles and Eli are sitting on a bench)
Miles: Mom and Dad are addicted to that viral video.
Eli: Yeah, what does Bubble Baby have that we don’t?
Miles: Bubbles and a lot less years.
(laugh track)
Eli: I bet if we made our own hit viral video, we could bring Mom and Dad back to reality!
(Miles pulls out cell phone and types in a phone number)
Miles: Hey, listen, Chad? I’m gonna need bubble bath and some anti-aging cream.
(laugh track)
(scene is kiddie pool)
(Eli is in pool while Miles is filming)
Eli: Why do I have to be the baby?
Miles: Because you used up all of that anti-aging cream!
(laugh track)
Miles: Besides, I would never swim around in a baby pool while tossing bubbles at the camera!
Eli: Neither would I!
Miles: The alternative is a parody of Guy Jumping Off Of Mount Everest.
Eli: Yeah, that one didn’t go so well.
(laugh track)
Miles: You should have seen Guy Jumping Off Of Mount Everest 2: Helicopters!
(laugh track)
Eli: Let’s just get this over with.
Miles: Three, two, one, action!
(Eli begins to jump around in pool)
(bubbles foam up and start to engulf Eli)
(laugh track)
Eli: Help! Help me!
Miles: Another reason not to be the baby-that was Fast-Growing Bubble Bath! Chad picked it up at Blobfest!
(laugh track)
Eli: When I get my hands on you, I’ll… I’ll… first get this stuff off me!
(laugh track)
Miles: Maybe we can negotiate.
Eli: You’re UN certified!
(laugh track)
Miles: How do you think science class time was expanded?
(laugh track)
Eli: Fine. I’ll pay you ten bucks!
Miles: Fifteen-deal!
(laugh track)
Eli: Wait, I didn’t, darn it!
(laugh track)
(Miles takes our hairdryer and blows bubbles off Eli)
Eli: Fifteen dollars for anti-bubble treatment!
(Mom and Dad walk over to pool)
Mom: That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Eli: What? Bubble Baby?
Dad: No, Bubble Brother!
Miles: Er, um, there’s something I need to tell you, Eli.
Eli: What?
Miles: I put what we just did live on the Internet.
Eli: So that means…?
(laugh track)
Miles: Everybody who has a computer just saw you prance around tossing bubbles everywhere.
(laugh track)
Eli: Wait, I’m lost-is that good or bad?
Miles: Good in the fact that we got Mom and Dad away from that video, bad in the fact that I promised a remake of Guy Jumping Off Of Mount Everest.
(laugh track)
(Miles pulls out cell phone)
Miles: Hey, listen, Chad? Can you get us some tickets to Tibet and extra medical insurance?
(laugh track)
THE END
Wow – You may have a bright future as a screen writer. That kept on the edge of my seat to see what was going to happen next. Someone call Selena Gomez and see if she is ready to become a big star working on a Miles Kwiatek production.